Oh my God my vandalism has escaped containment

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I think the “women are mysterious” thing can also come from:

1) Women actually being quite clear, but not telling men what they want to hear.  ”She said she doesn’t want to talk to me?  So many mixed messages and confusing signals!”

2) Women not having cheat codes.  ”I tried being nice, and she didn’t have sex with me.  I tried being an asshole, and she didn’t have sex with me.  Come on, there’s got to be some kind of solution to this puzzle!”

3) Women not being a hive mind.  ”First a woman told me that she likes guys with big muscles.  Then the very next day a woman told me she thinks muscles aren’t attractive at all.  Make up your mind, women!”

4) An individual woman doing something confusing, and instead of asking “why is she doing this now?” men ask “why do women always do this?”

Always reblog

5) Women having to go out of their way to protect themselves from dangerous men, something that men often don’t have to worry about, causing them to do things that men would not understand from personal experience. For example, a woman may give a fake phone number instead of just rejecting a man, because rejecting him may cause him to become violent.

Hold on, I gotta google something really quick

Ok yeah, this is funny

One might say this is a cheesy pun. Not even a gouda one.

This is not the whey.

I personally think it's grate